(on the Funky Bobo robe) This robe has turned me from a midwestern 5 to a Chicagoland 6.6.
Several people I once had mild crushes on complimented it on social media and my wife, after she stopped giggling, said "that's an excellent kimono. You are a kimono guy."
Also, it has pockets. Perfect for hiding a one-hitter!
Pretty sure my newborn gained 20 IQ points trying to parse the bright colors of the fabric, so this robe is saving me a lot of money when you think about all the scholarships he's going to get.
I didnt really need any more confidence but not I have a bunch, thanks to this robe! Look out, world!