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Uncle Albert Robe

292 reviews

Regular price $98.00 USD

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We're so sorry, uncle Albert
But we haven't worn a bloody thing all day
We're so sorry, uncle Albert
But the robe is on the body
And we're so comfortable this way

Total robes made (so far): 72

Size

only 0 left in stock

 

 Fabric + Fit
  • Made in USA
  • 100% cotton
  • Medium weight
  • Gender neutral
  • One size
  • Standard size fits up to dress size 12-14 and/or a large XL

STANDARD SIZE
fits up to dress size 12-14 and/or a large XL

EXTENDED SIZE
fits up to dress size 32 and/or a 4XL

Shipping

Domestic Shipping

Shipping within the USA is free. We use USPS Priority Mail or UPS Ground, which means it will typically take 1-4 days for your robe to arrive.

International Shipping

We will ship anywhere else in the world for a flat rate of $25.

Holiday Shipping

During the week of Thanksgiving, please allow up to a week for any orders to be shipped.


Returns and Exchanges

Domestic Returns and Exchanges

Robes may be returned or exchanged within 30 days of purchase. Highway Robery pays for domestic shipping to your door and will cover the cost of one exchange.  

International Returns and Exchanges

If you are outside of the US, you will be responsible for the cost of shipping your return or exchange. Please contact us and we can confirm our return address.

Holiday Returns and Exchanges

During the holidays this policy extends out to January 15.

If you would like to return or exchange a robe, please contact us and we will create a shipping label for you.

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Robes must be unworn, unused and unwashed in order to return or exchange. Obviously you're free to try them on :)

If you have additional questions please feel free to reach out.

Hand wash. Hang dry.

For a more detailed look at how to best care for your robe check out our post called How to Care for Your Robe.

Customer Reviews
4.9 Based on 292 Reviews
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07/12/2022
Nicole T.
United States United States
I recommend this product

Overpriced

$98 for a robe that’s made out of fabric thin enough to see through when held up to the light. I’d expect something sturdier for the price they’re charging.

SW
07/12/2022
Shannon W.
United States United States

A perfect southwestern dream

This robe was for me and I LOVE IT. It is so pretty, I love the fabric, it's insanely comfortable, and it makes me feel theatrical and dramatic.

SW
07/12/2022
Shannon W.
United States United States
I recommend this product

Glowing Arizona Sunset in a robe

I got this one for my guy, and he LOVES it. Super comfortable, sturdy pockets, awesome. I love it too because it is so pretty and he looks so good in it!

A
07/04/2022
Anonymous
United States United States
I recommend this product

Great but unfortunately only large size

The material is so soft and the robe seems very well made. I bought this for a gift and would have loved to get one for myself but there is only one size.

TS
06/29/2022
Theo S.
United States United States
I recommend this product

I have a 1/2 dozen of your robes!

I am thrilled to add this to my collection. Beautiful pattern and colors. I’m thinking of doing Air BnB and I would offer guests robes, towels, bicycles, freedom, coffee…

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