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  • Turtletaub Robe | Highway Robery
  • Turtletaub Robe | Highway Robery
  • Turtletaub Robe | Highway Robery

Turtletaub Robe

Regular price $108
Unit price per

This is Turtletaub, friend of the cozy. Despite your success in life, a sense of style has evaded you and left you lonesome. The upside here is that your legendary bad breath won't matter one bit when you're all alone at home, wrapped in this luxurious robe.

Total robes made: 61

Size

Pre-order: Expected to ship by August 10, 2026

  • Softness
    2 out of 5
  • Thickness
    1 out of 5
  • Stretch
    4 out of 5

Robes. You know, for kids.

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Honeysuckle Robe from Highway Robery
Thurston Robe | Highway Robery

  • Made in the USA

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    Pre-Existing Fabrics

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