Small Batch + Zero(ish) Waste
Our robes are made from preexisting fabrics, in small batches. That means we don't make a lot of any one robe and we don't waste materials.
The Highway Robery Way
How we do the things we do.
Made in the USA
Our robes are made in Los Angeles, CA. Our sewists are paid a living wage and are treated like family. (The kind of family that you like.)
One Size Fits Most
We've tried our robes on people of all shapes. We can confidently say that our robes will probably most-likely fit you (or someone you know).
Best Sellers
Shop our Robe Collections
Breezy Lovejoy
Lightweight cotton fabrics
Ned Flannelders
Soft and cozy cotton flannels
Smooth and Melty
Silky rayons
Whoa, this is heavy, Doc!
Heavy wovens
People are talking about our robes. They're saying good things.
"I was never really a 'robe guy,' but my wife bought me one of these robes and it is life-changing. It has altered the way I approach my comfort."
Tyler K.
"Holy shit. I might never wear real clothes again."
Dewey G.
"I wear this robe so frequently, that it’s quite possible children on my block ask their parents, 'who is that crazy lady down the street in the green striped robe?’ Guess what, neighborhood kiddo, I could care less. You buy this robe and try to take it off…Ain’t.Gonna.Happen.”
Rachel B.
Mini Robes
We use the leftover scraps from our human-sized robes to make these babies. You'll have the best-dressed bottles in the neighborhood.
Our Story
How did we get here?
Retired Robe Hall of Fame
All robes are good, but these were truly robed in greatness. These beauties are gone forever, but will never be forgotten.