Bert Handsome Robe
277This robe will make you look even more handsome, if that's even possible. After you buy this robe, go ahead and buy a new house to lounge around in, because your last house will be too small to fit all the robes you've won from being soooooo handsome.
Total robes made (so far): 77
Fabric + Fit
- Rayon chalis
- Lightweight
- Gender neutral
- Inclusive Sizing
- Standard size fits up to dress size 12-14 and/or a large XL
- Extended size fits up to dress size 32 and/or a 4XL





Sizing
STANDARD SIZE
fits up to dress size 12-14 and/or a large XL
EXTENDED SIZE
fits up to dress size 32 and/or a 4XL
Shipping + Returns
Shipping
Domestic Shipping
Shipping within the USA is free. We use USPS Priority Mail or UPS Ground, which means it will typically take 1-4 days for your robe to arrive.
International Shipping
We will ship anywhere else in the world for a flat rate of $25.
Holiday Shipping
During the week of Thanksgiving, please allow up to a week for any orders to be shipped.
Returns and Exchanges
Domestic Returns and Exchanges
Robes may be returned or exchanged within 30 days of purchase. Highway Robery pays for domestic shipping to your door and will cover the cost of one exchange.
International Returns and Exchanges
If you are outside of the US, you will be responsible for the cost of shipping your return or exchange. Please contact us and we can confirm our return address.
Holiday Returns and Exchanges
During the holidays this policy extends out to January 15.
If you would like to return or exchange a robe, please contact us and we will create a shipping label for you.
----
Robes must be unworn, unused and unwashed in order to return or exchange. Obviously you're free to try them on :)
If you have additional questions please feel free to reach out.
Robe Care
Hand wash. Hang dry.
For a more detailed look at how to best care for your robe check out our post called How to Care for Your Robe.

Worse for wear
I really like the robe, but after limited use it has a few spots where the material is worn through.
Highway Robery
Sorry to hear that! Feel free to email us at info@highway-robery.com and we'll make things right.

Love the fit
These are the best fitting robes I have. Getting rid of a few others that don’t fit well. I got the extended and it fits straight down my body instead of over to the side like the others. Would like heavier winter weight one some time.

Beautiful Robe
The coat of many colors, a feeling of wonder wearing this robe. A great summer robe to enjoy my morning coffee on the deck, swaying in my porch swing. I’m 6’4”, 185#, I ordered the large size, and it is large, I think a regular would have been a better fit. Thanks for making a wonderful robe.

The robe I’ve been searching for!
I love the cut and fabric of this robe. It hangs so beautifully, but is still functional (i.e., doesn’t fall open constantly). The fabric is so fun and I feel like a move star in it.

Beautiful and quality!
So comfortable and affordable. Good, quality material.