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Bert Handsome Robe

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Regular price $108.00 USD

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This robe will make you look even more handsome, if that's even possible. After you buy this robe, go ahead and buy a new house to lounge around in, because your last house will be too small to fit all the robes you've won from being soooooo handsome.

Total robes made (so far): 77

Fabric + Fit
  • Rayon chalis
  • Lightweight
  • Gender neutral
  • Inclusive Sizing
  • Standard size fits up to dress size 12-14 and/or a large XL
  • Extended size fits up to dress size 32 and/or a 4XL


    Domestic Shipping

    Shipping within the USA is free. We use USPS Priority Mail or UPS Ground, which means it will typically take 1-4 days for your robe to arrive.

    International Shipping

    We will ship anywhere else in the world for a flat rate of $25.

    Holiday Shipping

    During the week of Thanksgiving, please allow a few extra days for any orders to be shipped.

    Returns and Exchanges

    General Returns and Exchanges

    Robes may be returned or exchanged within 30 days of purchase. Highway Robery pays for domestic shipping to your door and will cover the cost of one exchange.  

    If you would like to return or exchange a robe, please contact us and we will create a shipping label for you.

    Holiday Returns and Exchanges

    During the holidays this policy extends out to January 15.


    Robes must be unworn, unused and unwashed in order to return or exchange. Obviously you're free to try them on :)

    If you have additional questions please feel free to reach out.

    Hand wash. Hang dry.

    For a more detailed look at how to best care for your robe check out our post called How to Care for Your Robe.

    Customer Reviews
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    Joseph M.
    United States United States
    I recommend this product

    Worse for wear

    I really like the robe, but after limited use it has a few spots where the material is worn through.


    Highway Robery

    Sorry to hear that! Feel free to email us at and we'll make things right.

    United States United States
    I recommend this product

    Love the fit

    These are the best fitting robes I have. Getting rid of a few others that don’t fit well. I got the extended and it fits straight down my body instead of over to the side like the others. Would like heavier winter weight one some time.

    Neil E.
    United States United States
    I recommend this product

    Beautiful Robe

    The coat of many colors, a feeling of wonder wearing this robe. A great summer robe to enjoy my morning coffee on the deck, swaying in my porch swing. I’m 6’4”, 185#, I ordered the large size, and it is large, I think a regular would have been a better fit. Thanks for making a wonderful robe.

    United States United States
    I recommend this product

    The robe I’ve been searching for!

    I love the cut and fabric of this robe. It hangs so beautifully, but is still functional (i.e., doesn’t fall open constantly). The fabric is so fun and I feel like a move star in it.

    Creter M.
    United States United States
    I recommend this product

    Beautiful and quality!

    So comfortable and affordable. Good, quality material.

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