Pookie Noodlin Robe
Your given name might be a tad embarrassing, but you still grew up to be a specialist in forensic robe reconstruction. Rumor spreadin' a-round that you're gonna love this robe. And you know what we're talkin' about.
Total robes made (so far): 35Fabric + Fit
- 96% polyester, 4% spandex
- Lightweight
- Gender neutral
- One size
- Our robes laid flat measure 55" at the bottom seam (width)
- From shoulder to bottom is 45" (length)




Sizing
STANDARD SIZE
fits up to dress size 12-14 and/or a large XL
EXTENDED SIZE
fits up to dress size 32 and/or a 4XL
Shipping + Returns
Shipping
Domestic Shipping
Shipping within the USA is free. We use USPS Priority Mail or UPS Ground, which means it will typically take 1-4 days for your robe to arrive.
International Shipping
We will ship anywhere else in the world for a flat rate of $25.
Holiday Shipping
During the week of Thanksgiving, please allow a few extra days for any orders to be shipped.
Returns and Exchanges
General Returns and Exchanges
Robes may be returned or exchanged within 30 days of purchase. Highway Robery pays for domestic shipping to your door and will cover the cost of one exchange.
If you would like to return or exchange a robe, please contact us and we will create a shipping label for you.
Holiday Returns and Exchanges
During the holidays this policy extends out to January 15.
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Robes must be unworn, unused and unwashed in order to return or exchange. Obviously you're free to try them on :)
If you have additional questions please feel free to reach out.
Robe Care
Hand wash. Hang dry.
For a more detailed look at how to best care for your robe check out our post called How to Care for Your Robe.

Worse for wear
I really like the robe, but after limited use it has a few spots where the material is worn through.
Highway Robery
Sorry to hear that! Feel free to email us at info@highway-robery.com and we'll make things right.

Love the fit
These are the best fitting robes I have. Getting rid of a few others that don’t fit well. I got the extended and it fits straight down my body instead of over to the side like the others. Would like heavier winter weight one some time.

Beautiful Robe
The coat of many colors, a feeling of wonder wearing this robe. A great summer robe to enjoy my morning coffee on the deck, swaying in my porch swing. I’m 6’4”, 185#, I ordered the large size, and it is large, I think a regular would have been a better fit. Thanks for making a wonderful robe.

The robe I’ve been searching for!
I love the cut and fabric of this robe. It hangs so beautifully, but is still functional (i.e., doesn’t fall open constantly). The fabric is so fun and I feel like a move star in it.

Beautiful and quality!
So comfortable and affordable. Good, quality material.