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Ruddy Duck Robe

The Ruddy Duck
was born with good luck
and not once ever gave
a true flying f**k
Most likely because
it cared not for applause

though it didn’t fly well

among other flaws
They all called it ruddy
save for its buddy
though Ruddy would never admit
that their buddy was crass
as a big horse’s a**
but ol’ Ruddy did not give a sh*t


Total robes made: 33

This Robe is Retired

We make our robes using deadstock fabrics, which means that usually when a robe is gone, it's gone for good.

Robe Care

Hand wash. Hang dry.

For a more detailed look at how to best care for your robe check out our post called How to Care for Your Bathrobe: The Ultimate Robe Care Guide

 

 

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