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Sacrilicious Robe

142 reviews

Regular price $88.00 USD

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It's not god, or a waffle on the ceiling that your kid threw up there, it's just a beautiful, comfortable, silky (slightly sheer*) robe.

*for real...this robe is slightly sheer (a bit see-through)

Total robes made (so far): 21

Fabric + Fit
  • 96% polyester, 4% spandex
  • Lightweight
  • Gender neutral
  • One size
  • Kimono-style sleeve
  • Our robes laid flat measure 55" at the bottom seam (width)
  • From shoulder to bottom is 45" (length)

fits up to dress size 12-14 and/or a large XL

fits up to dress size 32 and/or a 4XL


Domestic Shipping

Shipping within the USA is free. We use USPS Priority Mail or UPS Ground, which means it will typically take 1-4 days for your robe to arrive.

International Shipping

We will ship anywhere else in the world for a flat rate of $25.

Holiday Shipping

During the week of Thanksgiving, please allow up to a week for any orders to be shipped.

Returns and Exchanges

Domestic Returns and Exchanges

Robes may be returned or exchanged within 30 days of purchase. Highway Robery pays for domestic shipping to your door and will cover the cost of one exchange.  

International Returns and Exchanges

If you are outside of the US, you will be responsible for the cost of shipping your return or exchange. Please contact us and we can confirm our return address.

Holiday Returns and Exchanges

During the holidays this policy extends out to January 15.

If you would like to return or exchange a robe, please contact us and we will create a shipping label for you.


Robes must be unworn, unused and unwashed in order to return or exchange. Obviously you're free to try them on :)

If you have additional questions please feel free to reach out.

Hand wash. Hang dry.

For a more detailed look at how to best care for your robe check out our post called How to Care for Your Robe.

Customer Reviews
4.9 Based on 142 Reviews
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United States United States
I recommend this product

I love the robe, kind of light for this time of year but can’t wait till spring summer to wear.

United States United States
I recommend this product
Super comfortable whimsical robe!

This robe is perfect to lounge around! The fabric is lightweight and flowy!

Debra C.
United States United States
I recommend this product
Love these robes!

I love this one just as much as the last one, it's flannel the other one was not, it was a great fabric. What great customer service, my first package was lost and Evan at Highway Robery replaced the original robe without question. I love this company in general, all that they stand for, the materials used, a small company. I like to buy from small companies trying to make it in this terrible environment. Who doesn't need a great robe while working from home?!?

United States United States
I recommend this product
Dude-worthy lightweight robe

Love love love my new robe! It’s the perfect attire for Zoom happy hours. �

Yianni S.
United States United States
I recommend this product
Soft, cozy, and dripping with swag

this rob has become part of my morning routine everyday. Will add more to the wardrobe in the summer with a lighter weight one to match the Bobby Newport. My thoughts on the highway robery comfort campaign. "I Don't Know Why They Call It A Cam-Pain. Up Until Now, It's Been A Cam-Pleasure."

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