Maybe you’re supposed to be working, but who really feels like doing that? Maybe you didn’t learn anything in school but really, who cares? Maybe this robe is for you. Voof. Voof.
Total robes made: 27
STANDARD SIZEfits up to dress size 12-14 and/or a large XL
EXTENDED SIZEfits up to dress size 32 and/or a 4XL
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Shipping within the USA is free. We use USPS Priority Mail or UPS Ground, which means it will typically take 1-4 days for your robe to arrive.
We will ship anywhere else in the world for a flat rate of $25.
Robes may be returned or exchanged within 30 days of purchase. Highway Robery pays for domestic shipping to your door and will cover the cost of one exchange.
If you are outside of the US, you will be responsible for the cost of shipping your return or exchange. Please contact us and we can confirm our return address.
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Hand wash. Hang dry.
For a more detailed look at how to best care for your robe check out our post called How to Care for Your Robe.
Our robes are made in Los Angeles, CA. Our sewists are paid a living wage and are treated like family (the kind of family that you like).
Our robes are made from preexisting fabrics, in small batches. That means we don't make a lot of any one robe and we don't waste materials.
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Robes are made right here in the USA
Our robes are made from preexisting fabrics, in small batches
All orders within the USA ship free of charge
We'll ship anywhere in the world for a flat rate of $25
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