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Topical Paradise Robe

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Regular price $118.00 USD

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We like getting dressed up when we head uptown on a Saturday night, but we're old school that way. Whether you're celebrating a birthday or just need a break, the one thing you shouldn't do while you wear this robe is behave.

Total robes made (so far): 71

Fabric + Fit
  • Super soft rayon
  • Lightweight
  • Gender neutral
  • Inclusive Sizing
  • Standard size fits up to dress size 12-14 and/or a large XL
  • Extended size fits up to dress size 32 and/or a 4XL


    Domestic Shipping

    Shipping within the USA is free. We use USPS Priority Mail or UPS Ground, which means it will typically take 1-4 days for your robe to arrive.

    International Shipping

    We will ship anywhere else in the world for a flat rate of $25.

    Holiday Shipping

    During the week of Thanksgiving, please allow a few extra days for any orders to be shipped.

    Returns and Exchanges

    General Returns and Exchanges

    Robes may be returned or exchanged within 30 days of purchase. Highway Robery pays for domestic shipping to your door and will cover the cost of one exchange.  

    If you would like to return or exchange a robe, please contact us and we will create a shipping label for you.

    Holiday Returns and Exchanges

    During the holidays this policy extends out to January 15.


    Robes must be unworn, unused and unwashed in order to return or exchange. Obviously you're free to try them on :)

    If you have additional questions please feel free to reach out.

    Hand wash. Hang dry.

    For a more detailed look at how to best care for your robe check out our post called How to Care for Your Robe.

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    United States United States
    I recommend this product

    The robe I’ve been searching for!

    I love the cut and fabric of this robe. It hangs so beautifully, but is still functional (i.e., doesn’t fall open constantly). The fabric is so fun and I feel like a move star in it.

    Creter M.
    United States United States
    I recommend this product

    Beautiful and quality!

    So comfortable and affordable. Good, quality material.

    Tiffany H.
    United States United States
    I recommend this product

    Mrs. Nesbitt

    I absolutely love it!!!! It has a real vintage vibe. The fabric is gorgeous and feels amazing

    United States United States
    I recommend this product

    So damn fly!

    This is my second robe from highway robbery. My robes are both wonderful and totally different. My first is super soft and cozy. This one is light and airy and gorgeous. ❤️❤️ Love the made in USA tag!!! This company has great customer service. Great packaging. My robes arrived fast. I love what this company is all about. Support small business people! It gives you the feels good feels and you get a superior product in my opinion.

    United States United States
    I recommend this product

    Love it!

    This is the best robe I have ever bought. Most I cannot get a robe to close and hang straight down by my legs. This one does. Going to get rid of another one I have that doesn’t close completely in front.

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