The Ruddy Duck
was born with good luck
and not once ever gave
a true flying f**k
Most likely because
it cared not for applause
though it didn’t fly well
among other flaws
They all called it ruddy
save for its buddy
though Ruddy would never admit
that their buddy was crass
as a big horse’s a**
but ol’ Ruddy did not give a sh*t
Total robes made: 33
This Robe is Retired
We make our robes using deadstock fabrics, which means that usually when a robe is gone, it's gone for good.