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Ruddy Duck Robe

Name: Ruddy Duck Robe
Brand: Highway Robery
Price: 118.0 USD
Availability: InStock

Regular price $118

The Ruddy Duck
was born with good luck
and not once ever gave
a true flying f**k
Most likely because
it cared not for applause
though it didn’t fly well
among other flaws
They all called it Ruddy
save for its buddy
though Ruddy would never admit
that their buddy was crass
as a big horse’s a**
but ol’ Ruddy did not give a sh*t 

Total robes made: 33

Size

Standard

Extended

Quantity

In stock

Thickness

Stretch

Softness

soft sooooo soft

Details

• Made in USA
• Cotton blend
• Lightweight
• Gender neutral
• Inclusive sizing
• Standard size fits ups to dress size 12-14 and/or a large XL
• Extended size fits up to dress size 32 and/or a 4XL

Sizing + Measurements

STANDARD SIZE
fits up to dress size 12-14 and/or a large XL

EXTENDED SIZE
fits up to dress size 32 and/or a 4XL

Shipping + Returns

SHIPPING

Shipping within the USA is free. We use USPS Priority Mail or UPS Ground, which means it will typically take 1-4 days for your robe to arrive.

We will ship anywhere else in the world for a flat rate of $25.

RETURNS AND EXCHANGES

Robes may be returned or exchanged within 30 days of purchase. Highway Robery pays for domestic shipping to your door and will cover the cost of one exchange.

If you are outside of the US, you will be responsible for the cost of shipping your return or exchange. Please contact us and we can confirm our return address.

Mystery Robes are final sale.

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Robe Care

Hand wash. Hang dry.

For a more detailed look at how to best care for your robe check out our post called How to Care for Your Bathrobe: The Ultimate Robe Care Guide

Made in the USA

Our robes are made in Los Angeles, CA. Our sewists are paid a living wage and are treated like family (the kind of family that you like).

SMALL BATCH + ZERO(ISH) WASTE

Our robes are made from preexisting fabrics, in small batches. That means we don't make a lot of any one robe and we don't waste materials.

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