When your cat sees through your attempt to feed it something other than its preferred brand of cat food, at least your mother will always tell you that you're a pretty a**hole when you wear this super soft robe.
Total robes made (so far): 27
Fabric + Fit
- 96% polyester, 4% spandex
- Gender neutral
- One size
- Kimono-style sleeve
- Our robes laid flat measure 55" at the bottom seam (width)
- From shoulder to bottom is 45" (length)
fits up to dress size 12-14 and/or a large XL
fits up to dress size 32 and/or a 4XL
Shipping + Returns
Shipping within the USA is free. We use USPS Priority Mail or UPS Ground, which means it will typically take 1-4 days for your robe to arrive.
We will ship anywhere else in the world for a flat rate of $25.
During the week of Thanksgiving, please allow up to a week for any orders to be shipped.
Returns and Exchanges
Domestic Returns and Exchanges
Robes may be returned or exchanged within 30 days of purchase. Highway Robery pays for domestic shipping to your door and will cover the cost of one exchange.
International Returns and Exchanges
If you are outside of the US, you will be responsible for the cost of shipping your return or exchange. Please contact us and we can confirm our return address.
Holiday Returns and Exchanges
During the holidays this policy extends out to January 15.
If you would like to return or exchange a robe, please contact us and we will create a shipping label for you.
Robes must be unworn, unused and unwashed in order to return or exchange. Obviously you're free to try them on :)
If you have additional questions please feel free to reach out.
Hand wash. Hang dry.
For a more detailed look at how to best care for your robe check out our post called How to Care for Your Robe.
Made in the USA
Our robes are made in Los Angeles, CA. Our sewists are paid a living wage and are treated like family (the kind of family that you like).