You've been coming down here wearing the same robe for over 100 years... nah, just kidding, it's only been like 3 years. Don't miss out on buying this new one. Once you do, put down your phone; there's no reception in here anyway. And who needs phones when you're wearing this beauty. You'll be a hot diggity dog and a scallywag to boot.
Total robes made: 30