Stay up late and wear this robe. If anyone tries to talk to you just cover your head with the front flaps. If anyone still tries to talk to you then lash out at them with the robe tie. People like you are in high demand, and there aren’t a great lot of you left, so protect yourself at all costs.
Total robes made: 31
Out of stock
Thickness
Stretch
Softness
soft
sooooo soft
Details
• Made in USA
• Poly / spandex
• Lightweight
• Gender neutral
• Inclusive sizing
• Standard size fits ups to dress size 12-14 and/or a large XL
• Extended size fits up to dress size 32 and/or a 4XL
Sizing + Measurements
STANDARD SIZE fits up to dress size 12-14 and/or a large XL
EXTENDED SIZE fits up to dress size 32 and/or a 4XL
Shipping + Returns
SHIPPING
Shipping within the USA is free. We use USPS Priority Mail or UPS Ground, which means it will typically take 1-4 days for your robe to arrive.
We will ship anywhere else in the world for a flat rate of $25.
RETURNS AND EXCHANGES
Robes may be returned or exchanged within 30 days of purchase. Highway Robery pays for domestic shipping to your door and will cover the cost of one exchange.
If you are outside of the US, you will be responsible for the cost of shipping your return or exchange. Please contact us and we can confirm our return address.